Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.

- Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.

Watson replies, - I see millions of stars.

- What does that tell you?

Watson ponders for a minute.

- Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentiallybillions of
planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Timewise, it appears tobe approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerfuland we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful daytomorrow.
What does it tell you?

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.

- Watson, you're idiot, someone has stolen our tent.